Kok-Snotzalot

Fun loving, athletic, impulsive, compulsive, immature, irresponsible, impatient, & highly sexual. Unfortunately, such past times and virtues are too often shelved for some of my annoying flaws, as I am deep down, and when all else fails: Loyal, caring, considerate, generous, dependable, professional, dedicated and virile (yes, virility is a quality too often exploited by those only into their own selfish pleasure) More often than I care to recall, caused serious rug burns, soreness of cock, jaw and neck muscles and is the #1 cause for chronic tardiness and sleep deprivation. We all have our crosses to bear, but in my case it goes to extremes

Open to most things sexual. And though I've had some off the wall GF's, I don't see much point in choking, smacking around, restraints (don't you want to be able to touch?), or role playing (seriously, as if it fools anybody) I've Only said,"hell no"to strap-ons - the only thing up my ass is a tongue, preferably followed by world-class head.

I don't like shaved pussies that don't take well to razors and have constant rash and bumps whose only cure is a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow. Few are the ones who can keep it slick with a perfect complexion. Despite being few and far between, I love bushy muffs - No landing strips or little Hitler mustaches please! Cut what hangs out of a bikini and leave the rest alone - shaved lips w/a fluffy muff is awesome - But only if you have full labia. Otherwise, why expose unimpressive thin lips?

Pointless, is shaving the top of the muff and leaving the lips hairy... It's like a reverse mohawk where you shave a strip clean in the middle and leave hair on the sides - WHO THINKS UP SHIT LIKE THIS? MUCH, MUCH prefer shaved legs & pits, but have come across some sweet, sweet hippie girls.

So never say never except to strap-ons - even a lubed finger hurts after about 5 seconds. For this reason, I don't even try to fuck a girl in the ass... and then I'm told I missed out for not having tried

Boobs are the real 8th wonder & butts are mesmerizing. Firm C-cups and the butt equivalent are ideal, but not the main attraction. There, it's about the eyes, lips & features both inside and out - even a quick fuck/one night stand is better with a good laugh. The simple pleasures are usually the best of all.

3-WAYS - I'm waiting for hell to freeze over on that one to happen a third time. The first time, they were so hammered, one fell out in the middle. The second, I was being used as a revenge fuck - her friend watched, then took her turn but never actually joined us so really it wasn't a 3way at all.

3ways have been implied, offered and promised. But when it comes down to it, jealousy and hurt feelings take over and screw up everything - It seems it can only happen with strangers at parties when everyone is wasted, too bad.

I have a big cock, 9" & thick & LooooVE to eat pussy - better than most girls, or so I keep hearing. I'll spoil you but if you don't spoil me back, someone else will.